AUTHOR - RUSHI
BOOK - BRITANNIA
CHAPTER - 10
MAP OF BRITANNIA:
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Potato like fat man said “hey thou, seek all the wardrobes, find some wealth” His wife checking all the shelves in the wardrobe said “fatty, I cannot find any wealth!”
The sneaky goblin said “goblins! Go and scan the house, don‟t leave even a speck of wealth”
“Mr. Goblin, please! Wait until my wife find outs some”
Goblins have been a great threat to the people. These sneaky dirty ducks go on scanning for wealth, each house everyday day and night. These dwarf groundnuts will steal and lick the wealth of people. And whoever doesn‟t pay enough wealth will have to pay his food instead, this is how people suffer. The police have been so weak that it can‟t suppress such an enormous robbery gang. The attitude of these goblins seemed to deserve something above than wealth and food. These goblins work so much clandestine, that none even knows, where they reserve all the collections, and where the residence is. The goblins are cruel, they sweep away everything that is visible to them, these rotten meat stakes, will murder whoever refuses to pay. They also kidnap the entire villagers who can‟t offer wealth as they are at famine, were transported to some hush place; people believe that they are sentenced to ravish, torture, inhuman punishments and genocide.
“Sir, see here, we have only clothes and robes in the wardrobe! Soon when we get wealth we will pay it” said the man.
His wife told supporting his request, “yes! Goblin sir! We‟ve been paying since a long time constantly!”
The potato like shaped bulged man told, “sir, we don‟t even have vessels to cook, we paid golden ornaments last week, and some iron pan, cooking vessels this week, now we don‟t have anything else, please!, trust me, I‟ll pay tomorrow!”
“We won‟t believe thou, thee bulged cheesy filthy potato, do we? Boys?” mocked the elder goblin to the little ones, and chortled as though he told some world‟s best joke.
The potato headed man, got rage, but, controlled himself,
“Sir, I can‟t pay now, ye have taken everything from us, I shall pay next day” Said he.
The goblin reacted so fumed by the words of the man and the goblin spoke, “do not deceive thou filthy groundnut shell, we goblins maybe ugly, rotten and have rough scaly skin, our noses are sharp as beak of eagle, our face maybe dirty, oily and filthy, our legs maybe short, our tummies maybe bulged out, but, our heart is pure as light, tidy as the moon, our minds are bright as the sun, blood is red as love, we are goblins, we never keep one in mind and speak other in mouth, thou humans, fair, white, beautiful, your skin is as white as milk, as bright as pearl, and some black of you are as shiny as coffee bean, thy black human‟s skin is as black as pure chocolate, but, your interior!, as dirty as junk, as weird as filth, as stinky as rotten deer meat, thou heart is ugly as polluted as poison, thy blood is a dirty swamp, contains lust, greed and envy. And thou art asking me to believe, never, as long as the sun and moon are present at the sky, as long as sand is not inflammable, as long as rocks don‟t move, we would not trust humans, rascally goose, we never trust thee humans, pay the wealth!”
The goblin ordered “dear goblins! The owners are unable to pay their wealth! Raid this house!”
The goblins that stand beside him dropped their bags there and entered the house and began to throw out everything. The potato shaped head man, fumed, as though he wanted to mash and batter them.
He screamed and his voice cracked, his cry almost pierced the ears of those goblins, he boiled like lava, and yelled, “Thou stinky rotten onion! What thou art spoke? Goblins are better than humans? Thou liar, thou don‟t have heart, it‟s only a chunk of hard stone, thou art worse than stones, hard things, thou stench rotten garlic! thou speak as though a poet, thou mouth has no heights to speak the phrases, thy phrases are nasty rotten cotton, nor useful at all, thy words have no meaning, thy words are stones, only useful rather to sit at a place or stinging at someone else, they‟ve no use. Thy tongue shall be dipped in lava, thy tongue has no flesh, it has a lot of filth, thus, it speaks nasty words nastier than thee, thou goblins, rob people‟s wealth, torture them drill them, thou have to smear your tongue with filth for you‟ve spoken poetry with thy filthy mouth!, get out of my house!, no more respect for thee, get out I said, get out, not wealth, not even a peck of waste I give thou!, get out of my house, thou art not coming here again!, Get out!”
Gorand, The elder goblin flew into rage, “thou art a bulged fluffy fat tomato, boys! Catch this bulged goose and his spouse!”
The goblins suddenly grabbed him and his wife
His wife shouted at Gorand, “thou art a dirty gooseberry jam tin, your head shall strip off from thy neck, and thy neck will flow blood as fountain, leave us, or else my curse will never leave thee!”
Gorand seemed doesn‟t responding, he was on his job, the goblins slowly carried them out of their house, a big sympathetic crowd was watching at the poor couple.
The goblins tied them up like a roll of sausage, and thrown them into cattle cart, but the bulged man‟s wife is still shouting bristled,
“thou art a battered cabbage, thou mashed potato, thou bulged squid, thou filthy goose, fatty elephant, thou fatty nasty green beans, thou art an untidy mashed sardine tin, thou art a trash bin, thou art a vessel of rotten sardine, you, cheesy fatty groundnut, rotten ponging garbage pickle...”
The goblin said “tie up that lady‟s mouth!”
The lady while speaking “thou art a filthy squashed banana!” her mouth was tied up tightly, but even though she is trying to scream, mm...., but, all she thinks of her only son who has gone to school, who don‟t know that his parents have been sentenced to genocide, after their death, her tears are not for herself, for her poor son who don‟t know to live without her and husband, alone and getting hosted...
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